Steve Ballmeri 12 kõige absurdsemat ütlust

[spott]

Tech Source From Bohol on kokku pannud Microsofti kisakõri Steve Ballmeri kaksteist kõige absurdsemat ütlust, mida ta erinevatel esinemistel on välja öelnud.
Toon siinkohal need ka kõik välja:

12. "Google's not a real company. It's a house of cards."

11. "DRM is the future."

10. "Our mail product, Hotmail, is the market leader globally."

9. "I don't know what a monopoly is until somebody tells me."

8. "We've had DRM in Windows for years. The most common format of music on an iPod is "stolen"."

7. "We don't have a monopoly. We have market share. There's a difference."

6. "My children - in many dimensions they're as poorly behaved as many other children, but at least on this dimension I've got my kids brainwashed: You don't use Google, and you don't use an iPod."

5. "There's no chance that the iPhone is going to get any significant market share. No chance."

4. "Linux is a cancer that attaches itself in an intellectual property sense to everything it touches."

3. "I'm going to f---ing bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I'm going to f---ing kill Google."

2. "I have never, honestly, thrown a chair in my life."

1. "Developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers..."

Allikas Tech Source From Bohol

[obundra]

Ema, anna padruneid! See "developers" on youtubes levinud päris mitmes vahvas variandis, küll mixina, küll niisama.Aga seda vennikest peaks arstile näitama, äkki on kuuma saand või midagi

[Kaar3l]

Olen youtubest vaadanud mõndasin videosid tema kohta, peale vaatamist tahaks kohe kettals windowsi ära kustutada.

[Reevel]

Allikas Tech Source From Bohol

Krt, see video seal ajas lausa hirmu peale. Balmer on nagu täissegane USA telejutlustaja või mingi psihhide kommuuni juht. Jube, kui maniakkidele palju raha ja võimu kätte satub.

[kessu]

Ema, anna padruneid! See "developers" on youtubes levinud päris mitmes vahvas variandis, küll mixina, küll niisama.Aga seda vennikest peaks arstile näitama, äkki on kuuma saand või midagi

No üldiselt mina töötan hullumajas ... sellisele inimesele pole diagnoosi välja mõeldud.