10 peamist Linuxi kasutamise kõrvalmõju
Postitatud: 05.10.2007, 10:41
Linux.org lehel on ilmunud kokkuvõte Silicon Valley ajurünnaku tulemustest, mille eesmärgiks oli välja selgitada 10 peamist kõrvalmõju, millega Linuxi kasutajad peavad arvestama. Tegu on suhteliselt tõsiste kõrvalmõjudega, mida kindlasti iga üks peab hoolega lugema. Juhul, kui ta leiab, et mitu asja vastavad tõesti tõele, siis pole enam kaugel aeg, kust tast saab tõsine Linuxi guru. Siinkohal ei hakka neid kõrvalmõjusid tõlkima, sest originaalis kõlavad nad tunduvalt paremini:
Number 10: You start talking about 'killing' programs instead of forcing them to quit
Number 9: You keep reminding yourself that you don't have to save your work every five minutes
Number 8: You start substituting C for K in your normal writing (Did you know that Pizarro konquered the Inkas?)
Number 7: You talk your grandmother into open-sourcing her secret cookie recipe
Number 6: People give you strange looks when you brag about your uptime
Number 5: You cause Bill Gates' fortune to decrease by 0.0000001 percent
Number 4: The only viruses that bother you are the ones that cause the flu
Number 3: The blue screen of death only appears to you in nightmares
Number 2: You actually get some serious work done
Number 1: Your problems meeting members of the opposite sex disappear